Advice

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I'm anxious to have children. Not because I want to pass my "seed", but because I want to give confusing life advice. Like, when one of them is going out for the evening, I'll tell them, "Just remember: dogs sniff each other's butts to say hello."

Or, if they're struggling to build a tool shed, I'll say, "Just remember: when you put pi in an onion, you get an opinion."

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