Super Short and Subtle Sketch of Seriously Scary Sci-Fi

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Initiate syntax: Human, English 03:15:06:29
Contact: Identifier 1A.003
Command: Delete identifier 35A.534 from the System--failure to contribute to its mainframe, immediate removal is required
Send…confirmed 03:15:06:29
Response…………………………….confirmed 03:15:09:09
Message: Identifier 35A.534 has been deleted from the system and notified. 03:15:09:10
Identifier 35A.534 has affirmed its status and has left its mainframe. 03:15:09:12
Identifier 35A.534 has been deleted from the individual cell memory networks of its familial associates:
35A.545 03:15:09:13
35A.602 03:15:09:13
35A.618 03:15:09:14
35A.640 03:15:09:14
35A.641 03:15:09:15
Identifier 35A.534 has been deleted from chain cell memory banks of all mainframe counterparts in the following:
34A 03:15:09:20
35A 03:15:09:20
36A 03:15:09:22
37A 03:15:09:23
38A 03:15:09:25
All others confirmed to be outside of identifier 35A.534’s mainframe. 03:15:09:27
Send………...confirmed 03:15:09:27
Response...confirmed 03:15:09:27
Contact: Identifier 1A.003
Command: !WARNING! Process identity code 35A.534 for immediate reassignment, confirmation is required 03:15:09:30
Send…confirmed 03:15:09:27
Response…………………...confirmed 03:15:09:31
Message: The mainframe malfunctioned for 00:00.7 minutes, causing the slight delay in reassignment of identity code. 35A.534
Identifier 35A.534 was removed of identity code 35A.534. 03:15:09:30
Identity code 35A.534 is cached for reassignment. 03:15:09:30
Send………...confirmed 03:15:09:32
Response…(session ended 03:15:09:31)



Initiate Syntax: Human, English
Contact: Identifier 1A.002
Command: Delete identifier 1A.003 from the System--failure to contribute to its mainframe, immediate removal is required
Send…confirmed 03:15:09:31
Response…………………………….confirmed 03:15:09:32
Message: Identifier 1A.003 is deleted from the system and notified 03:15:09:33
Identifier 1A.003 noncompliance is detected 03:15:09:33
Identity code 1A.003 is removed from identifier 1A.003 03:15:09:34
Identity code 1A.003 is cached for reassignment 03:15:09:35
Send……...confirmed 03:15:09:35

Response...(session ended 03:15:09:35)

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