Being Scary

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 We should have pulled-pork sandwiches when I get home, but I don’t think they’ll be as good as ours were at camp.
Stories for Halloween #1

Seven blind children on
   a dead man's grave:
The first started digging
   and the second ran away,
The fifth heard and echo
   as the seventh crushed
the fourth,
The third was buried South,
  and the sixth burned in the
North.
Conclusioni Mundi

The door was unlocked, thank the gods, so I entered
         And climbed over the couch like a stile.

   I saw nothing, surveilling the room from the center.
      The creature had lured me with masterful wile.
   Then, a sack of limbs crashed on the floor up above me.
      I rushed up the stairs--every step was a trial.

      At the foot of the door where I stopped, I could see
         Standing over my wife was the smile.
Poems for Halloween #1

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