I was thinking...

I go to therapy. I resent that I have to wait with the people in the waiting room at Weber Human Services in Utah--the pool of human refuse where I was dropped. The other patrons of this venue include: drug addicts, alcoholics, suicide risks, etc. I am none of these. Why I was sent there is because I need help, and I'm required to seek it regularly to continue to have Medicaid (a government program which provides services for those who can't afford to pay for them.) But, I feel unqualified to be there with the more remarkable human waste, because I'm not them. I'm just a mood disorder. In therapy, when I start to share my thoughts and feelings, it's obvious there's an issue, which psychology can define best as Bipolar II. Bipolar Disorder [1] by chi-of-ink Bipolar II is a mood disorder. It's slightly less intense than Bipolar I, but it's just as damaging and, sadly, more often leads to suicide. Either label becomes part of your identity if you ar...

Amidst all of the unsettling things of the world today, I feel its necessary to take it upon myself to add to the controversy. A sort of gilding the uneasy lily. So here are a few very controversial statements which don't necessarily reflect my actual opinion, but exist simply for the purpose of this post. Let's see if you can handle the searing conflict from what's being said: It's okay to smell your fingers at any time. The next actor who plays James Bond should be a naturally redheaded white man. Mix equal parts Sprite, Dr. Pepper and Barq's Root Beer in one cup, and drink it all. Pizza can have sauce and toppings without cheese, and vice versa. Leave a window screen in the frame if it has a long tear all the way through it. Scratch a bug bite until it bleeds. Turning off a movie while an entire group is just getting into it isn't a bad thing. Dr. Suess books are difficult to read to children. Wear socks that have holes at the t...

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1. Bob Marley didn't go by the name "Robert". 2. Bob Dylan didn't go by the name "Bob Marley". 3. A string quartet isn't a group of four individual strings. 4. Bonnie Raitt and Tori Amos have one thing in common: fingers. 5. At least three members of The Who were men. 6. Pharrell Williams rhymes with "the rail Williams". 7. The average song has strong ties to music. 8. Sight-reading is often related to musical notes, often on paper. 9. Rap music isn't readily associated with bull-riding. *Bonus*: Most rap artists don't like being called "rappists". 10. Some movies play music, even during the movie.

Validating useless art majors is the number one qualification to be a successful art critic. You have to seep your disapproval into a pool of tears over years of your wasted life before you can have a published opinion, which should go as follows: "This (art piece) was (inadequate) because of (reasons)." Great critique. Good job, you outsmarted make believe. It's worse when so-called "nerds" or "geeks" get in on the action during private conversation, whether spoken or using a forum. No wonder we haven't cured cancer as a species, or even the common cold. So much effort from the self-appointed experts of logic and science are too busy with better things. Because there's no sound in space! And the word should be spread, so we can avoid another scientifically and historically inaccurate retelling of the true events we've come to know as the Star Wars legacy.